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pizbiz: Yep! I was born!
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pizbiz: I even have the certificate to prove it. . .
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pizbiz: What? You don't believe me?
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pizbiz: What should I do about that?
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pizbiz: Guess I'll just eat this worthless piece of paper, then.
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pizbiz: Mmm! It's REALLY good!