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When I was at Stowe a guy walked by me and exclaimed, "Cool skis dude. Classics!" They're not classics; they're just really old.
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I cook.
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So these were the best pork chops ever. #americastestkitchen
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#tbt 30 years ago on Tuesday.
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Beach mode Michael is pretty cute.
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So dainty, even when drinking a litre of German beer.
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Future self.
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Michael got his eyes dilated. It's creepy.
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Grand Central was exceptionally busy tonight.
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Blizzardin'
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Yes, that's a hamburger sandwiched between two grilled cheeses. I'm probably going to die of a heart attack in my sleep.
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Joe as astronaut. Part of my #friendsinspacehelmets series.
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2048
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Dijon and thyme pork tenderloin on apples and onions.
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Apparently my mom spent a lot of time trying to get that curl on the top of my head just right. #tbt
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New apartment. Landlord gave us a gift bag. #livingthedream
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Funnest wedding ever! (Stolen from Jeanette)
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I ❤️ ponchos.
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My burfren.
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Statue of Liberty
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Architecture boat tour! #MarinaCity
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Flying over the mountains is one of the single most amazing things ever.
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Some of the more interesting gelato flavours at La Casa Gelato. #lacasagelato
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As yet unnamed.
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"Claire Danes in Vogue"
