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jslander: real freedom
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jslander: All-American Couple (well, 3/4)
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jslander: He'll never be President.
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jslander: tastes like....
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jslander: my beard looks so red.
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jslander: did kissinger do it like this?
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jslander: this should be on the quarter
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jslander: you can't deport me
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jslander: building blocks of democracy
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jslander: big macs should be eaten with limited frequency
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jslander: if huac comes callin', i'm showing them this pic
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jslander: american boss
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jslander: me and barry, chillin'
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jslander: the republican booth was empty
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jslander: just two american dudes
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jslander: thanks for my papers, homey
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jslander: eyes on the prize.
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jslander: christian was tired.
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jslander: american grill
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jslander: best id photo ever
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jslander: freeeeeedom!!
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jslander: traded a green card for this.
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jslander: look what i got!
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jslander: best dressed american
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jslander: out of my way fellow americans
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jslander: good thing i don't stand out
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jslander: yo, we're not really going to get drafted. right?
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jslander: nicer than ellis island
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jslander: where's christian?
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jslander: hiding under the table doesn't get the bow tie off