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EwenM: Pure gallus those glass topped coffee table abusers
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EwenM: Whoah, slow down!
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EwenM: Whursat?
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EwenM: Best read out loud in a style similar to Leslie Philips
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EwenM: Too much big brother
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EwenM: Dodgy Berlin bar
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EwenM: Icky name
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EwenM: Hang on.
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EwenM: Tread wary
EwenM: Aye.
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EwenM: Porn. Just don't!
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EwenM: Sometimes free publicity isn't a good thing.
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EwenM: Killer Wabbit
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EwenM: Dumfries locker sign
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EwenM: Barrassie on a dreich morning, apparently.
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EwenM: Saltire speedy
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EwenM: If only.