originalhotsauce: welcome home
originalhotsauce: it is incredible how much junk mail one receives in a week
originalhotsauce: and this is the sight which met his eyes on entering the living room
originalhotsauce: the place is strewn with knickers and wigs
originalhotsauce: you can't even get into the kitchen (which is just as well)
originalhotsauce: blue bottles
originalhotsauce: decadent bathtime
originalhotsauce: "Hi Susie, just got back from japan. House seems to have been attacked by birds?"
originalhotsauce: "No need to apologise. Did you moult my angel?"
originalhotsauce: "Don't you worry about it - I like what you've done with the place! X"