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onlysonly: Step 1: Add 9 months' worth of shredded documents/kindling.
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onlysonly: Step 2: Add fire. Turns out shredded paper smokes, & 10 mins later the neighbors were at our house, asking if it was on fire. The whole block was clouded in smoke!
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onlysonly: Step 3: Poke around in it while a lazy/nervous pooch supervises.
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onlysonly: Step 4: Enjoy!