@tryjen: So Apparently This Headline Happened
@tryjen: Free Times Classified Fail
@tryjen: WTF, People?
@tryjen: Really, Cosmo?
@tryjen: Good morning, Malav
@tryjen: This shuts school down for two hours
@tryjen: Gotta be kidding
@tryjen: Welcome to The South
@tryjen: Lucky penny the first - in the alley
@tryjen: I finally had enough.
@tryjen: Omg best plastic knife ever
@tryjen: At Petsmart
@tryjen: Ha, this is hawsome
@tryjen: I was big on the sweater cardigans. This was my Brenda Walsh phase.
@tryjen: Having more fun
@tryjen: Bad Ass Coffee!
@tryjen: We love South Carolina
@tryjen: Home Beauty Parlor
@tryjen: Ian
@tryjen: I was sick
@tryjen: About town
@tryjen: Ladies and gentlemen... my father
@tryjen: < Southern Baptists> So, there we were, co-opting the Jewish religion...
@tryjen: Ladies and gentlemen: my parents
@tryjen: Drunk Thom
@tryjen: *cough*
@tryjen: Jesus Christ.
@tryjen: The O-face
@tryjen: Justin.
@tryjen: Rimmer