Alyssa Cowan:
I made my sister's junk mail more interesting.
Alyssa Cowan:
Nipple mug!
Alyssa Cowan:
My fortune is a little uninspired and lazy...
Alyssa Cowan:
This restaurant offers sarcastic doctors as a menu option.
Alyssa Cowan:
Wood paneling? Are we buying a desk or a station wagon?
Alyssa Cowan:
Lol @ my guy friends who have to pee.
Alyssa Cowan:
I'm an inspirererrrerrr
Alyssa Cowan:
Thanks, Panda Express.
Alyssa Cowan:
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