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noxilot: we liked this turtle. he was wandering all around his enclosure, having adventures
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noxilot: your peacock-phone is ringing
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noxilot: unamused background penguin is unamused
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noxilot: ugh, must you tourists all photograph me during bathtime?!
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noxilot: this exhibit contained an animal that appears to have mastered tool use, on-the-job snacking, and profanity
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noxilot: this bird will soon play Voldemort on the off-Broadway production of Harry Potter
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noxilot: this bird was in the middle of an impassioned speech about how back in its day, young upstarts like me provided fish to their elders
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noxilot: this bear is happier than you will ever be
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noxilot: this bear had a system: she rolled on her back, swam a few feet, banked off of the corner of her enclosure, then rolled upright again. She did this about ten million times while we watched, probably planning to eat us the whole time
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noxilot: the orangutans were not having the most exciting day
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noxilot: prepared for Pride Week!
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noxilot: no laughing matter
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noxilot: lyra, eat your heart out (but don't get any ideas...)
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noxilot: Ladies of all species are annoyed when their partners send them on unnecessary milk runs
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noxilot: jellyfish III
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noxilot: jellyfish II
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noxilot: jellyfish I
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noxilot: i feel exactly the same way, Mr. Zebra
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noxilot: he climbed on everything and stepped on all of the other residents. 'Man, our turtle is a jerk..'
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noxilot: don't you just want to cuddle the sweet little kitty until it eats your happy little face?!
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noxilot: "this penguin exhibit is fascinating!... is this the only viewing angle?" "torsos cost extra."
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noxilot: "i hope no one saw that..."
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noxilot: "hung like an extremely striped horse"
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noxilot: this feels like a teaser image for a niche softcore porn video
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noxilot: according to the nearby sign, these are 'extremely striped horses.' Well... yeah
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noxilot: 'my, what big paws you have!' 'all the better to *om nom nom*'
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noxilot: 'it's not that I'm philosophically opposed to the idea, it's just that I have ten thousand more words I wish to blare in your direction before this party is over.'
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noxilot: 'isn't it always bathtime?' 'you get what I'm saying, then.'