noxilot:
this dude was apparently bought for a fortune, and is now guarded 24-7 by guys who know they've wasted their lives
noxilot:
we found a key-cutting place in Greenwich Village whose facade was one incredibly complex sculpture
noxilot:
oh, great. the subway system already reeks of human effluent - now we're going to have to fight zombies, too?!
noxilot:
these are pistols from the late 1500's. my mind was blown (but not as violently as they would have done the deed, thankfully)
noxilot:
this ancient pot appears to include the first known drawing of a unicorn with a magical sno-cone
noxilot:
they're carved from entire breadfruit trees, and are played like gongs; the musician beats the areas near the slit bellies