noxilot: that's just lazy, Mr. Pigeon
noxilot: this dude was apparently bought for a fortune, and is now guarded 24-7 by guys who know they've wasted their lives
noxilot: we found a key-cutting place in Greenwich Village whose facade was one incredibly complex sculpture
noxilot: oh, great. the subway system already reeks of human effluent - now we're going to have to fight zombies, too?!
noxilot: these are pistols from the late 1500's. my mind was blown (but not as violently as they would have done the deed, thankfully)
noxilot: we met the MET, but didn't stay long enough to get to know it well
noxilot: this ancient pot appears to include the first known drawing of a unicorn with a magical sno-cone
noxilot: 'they're all praying to nothing! get a shot of me praying to nothing, too!'
noxilot: they're carved from entire breadfruit trees, and are played like gongs; the musician beats the areas near the slit bellies
noxilot: these guys are amazing! they're among the world's largest musical instruments
noxilot: moments before setting out on a lovely carriage ride around Central Park
noxilot: we did not eat there
noxilot: can't say fairer than that
noxilot: hercules and his lion pelt
noxilot: awww, i wish we'd chosen the Google carriage
noxilot: on Broadway at Times Square, right after seeing a Bengal Tiger at the Brooklyn Zoo
noxilot: that is one of the more world-weary coconuts i've seen
noxilot: this street looked exactly like Saint John to me
noxilot: the morpho again - i feel so watched
noxilot: the butterfly room was an unexpected joy
noxilot: oh, no - it's going to eat that tiny homunculus of itself!
noxilot: we had a lot in common
noxilot: I WILL CAUSE IMMENSE PAIN TO A VERY SMALL PART OF YOU
noxilot: meeting of the beautiful minds
noxilot: i told him it only comes to life in the movies, but bryan was still pretty nervous
noxilot: a tiny butterfly with transparent wings
noxilot: bryan made a friend
noxilot: bryan observed the exhibits at near-light speed
noxilot: blue morpho II
noxilot: care for a buttersicle? warning: it's not what you expect