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noxilot: dude, you're only making this worse for yourself...
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noxilot: 0xdeadbeef
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noxilot: aaah! zombies! Note: this is about half of the crowd
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noxilot: and all that comes to mind is how amazingly red her hair is
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noxilot: "a perfect end to the perfect prom," he hisses
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noxilot: c'mere, sugar
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noxilot: aaaaah! they're after me lucky face!
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noxilot: bridezilla: undead edition
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noxilot: i don't remember carmen miranda as being quite so... terrifying?
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noxilot: earlier that day, i thought that this guy was just going about his goth business, not attending the zombie walk at all...
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noxilot: he looks kind of like the dad from Twin Peaks. "wrapped in plaaaastiiic!"
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noxilot: i'd feel the same way, buddy
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noxilot: i approve of her efficiency, but individually-wrapped zombies are very wasteful
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noxilot: but she's still less scary than most of the tourists in kensington market...
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noxilot: a shock of red in the darkness
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noxilot: hello, my name is (incoherent screaming)
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noxilot: i'd lost my light by then, but i had to keep this because of the kid's expression: 'man, are parents embarassing, or what?'
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noxilot: every pose she struck was amazing
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noxilot: but seriously, how can you even tell if a borg has been turned into a zombie?
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noxilot: chronic smokers are 75% more likely to become zombie pirates with tracheotomies
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noxilot: i feel like this member of the healing profession might not be here to help me...
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noxilot: delicious!
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noxilot: who said zombies make bad parents? right, the people who've seen the ten million girls chewing on baby dolls around here...
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noxilot: so many shades of red...
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noxilot: sorry, but you're a little too pretty to be a zombie...
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noxilot: way to go, guys - everyone in this picture is scary as hell
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noxilot: this is totally a still from a horror movie
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noxilot: things people who attend zombie walk hate: babies, rob ford, and dermabrasion
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noxilot: the townspeople approved of my redshirt (deadshirt) zombie costume
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noxilot: those blood packs started to look refreshing after a few hours of walking...