Ninian D:
Like In Tom And Jerry Cartoons, Pad Has An Angel And A Devil Sitting On Each Shoulder At All Times. On His Left Is The Angel Of Journalism Whispering Witty Lines For Him To Jot Down. On His Right Is James, Whispering Pure Pornography.
Ninian D:
As wonderful as "Joe Le Taxi" is ... Vanessa Paradis clearly forgot to mention pad, francesca and james. And I judge her for that.
Ninian D:
Pad Interviewing Justice. Whilst I Watched Like A Proud Parent Who's Child Did The Best Noodle Sculpture In Crafts.
Ninian D:
Although this looks like sweat dripping off the ceiling, the truth is we were actually partying inside a whale. Jonah style.
Ninian D:
That's Not Pen. That's People Signing Their Names In Stranger's Wall Sweat. Yes, "Wall Sweat" ... mmmmmm nice
Ninian D:
Oh You Danced So Hard You Got A Blister? hmmm... Well I Danced So Hard My Sole Melted. Told. (Coincidently My Soul Melted Too But That's A Whole Other Story)
Ninian D:
"Le Mutilée De Guerre" - The Name Of My New Fictional Electro-Rock Label. Watch out for amazing future releases in my head soon.
Ninian D:
French People Dance With Their Fingers And Not Their Feet. And That's Fine. As They All Have Perfect Hands.
Ninian D:
Laugh Now. In 6 Weeks You'll Be All Like "What, Smart-Euro-Babushka-In-The-Rain? Been Rocking That Look For Years".
Ninian D:
This Is Outside A 24 Hour Restaurant Were People Were Having Oyster Fights Over Champagne. True. For Future Reference I Have Logged This In My Brain Under "Absolutely Excellent Memories"