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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.