neilsharris:
You can't put anyone in a locker this skinny
neilsharris:
There's a fine line between locker room and lock-up room, regardless of how cool the tile is.
neilsharris:
Little did I know that when I opened a door that should have been locked I would come face to face to the vacuum-thing from the Teletubbies. #noo-noo
neilsharris:
"She Blinded Me With Science" -Thomas Dolby
neilsharris:
The small synagogue in school is the best play to pray that you do well on a test.
neilsharris:
Tube socks + can of PAM = a whole lot of sock skating
neilsharris:
Seemed smaller when books were behind the glass.
neilsharris:
If a mind is an open book then what's an empty classroom?
neilsharris:
Go Arrows, or Aces, or Anarchy.
neilsharris:
Sucks when neither team can score a point
neilsharris:
I was always on time for class in high school. For my two high schoolers it's a chronic problem. The kicker is that I went to a large school of 1000 kids and my kids only have 130 in each of their schools...and a lot less walking. I don't get it.
neilsharris:
"I got science for any occasion, postulating theorems, formulating equations... dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange" -Beastie Boys
neilsharris:
Ironically, quite, "heavenly", since this is a vacant parochial high school.
neilsharris:
Though I was too old for detention
neilsharris:
Looking for a lab partner