neilsharris: You can't put anyone in a locker this skinny
neilsharris: There's a fine line between locker room and lock-up room, regardless of how cool the tile is.
neilsharris: Little did I know that when I opened a door that should have been locked I would come face to face to the vacuum-thing from the Teletubbies. #noo-noo
neilsharris: "She Blinded Me With Science" -Thomas Dolby
neilsharris: The small synagogue in school is the best play to pray that you do well on a test.
neilsharris: Tube socks + can of PAM = a whole lot of sock skating
neilsharris: Seemed smaller when books were behind the glass.
neilsharris: If a mind is an open book then what's an empty classroom?
neilsharris: Go Arrows, or Aces, or Anarchy.
neilsharris: Sucks when neither team can score a point
neilsharris: I was always on time for class in high school. For my two high schoolers it's a chronic problem. The kicker is that I went to a large school of 1000 kids and my kids only have 130 in each of their schools...and a lot less walking. I don't get it.
neilsharris: "I got science for any occasion, postulating theorems, formulating equations... dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange" -Beastie Boys
neilsharris: Ironically, quite, "heavenly", since this is a vacant parochial high school.
neilsharris: Though I was too old for detention
neilsharris: Looking for a lab partner