John Niedermeyer: we hate this table next to us
John Niedermeyer: Guinness
John Niedermeyer: Stef, Alan
John Niedermeyer: Making out in Japanese
John Niedermeyer: Is she?
John Niedermeyer: hold it up
John Niedermeyer: Sarah, Tyler
John Niedermeyer: We hate each other
John Niedermeyer: Jenna-Rodeo
John Niedermeyer: Five seconds later, she stuck a knife in me
John Niedermeyer: Half-way house
John Niedermeyer: i clearly said something hilarious
John Niedermeyer: WTF? I don't even know.
John Niedermeyer: last call
John Niedermeyer: prognosis, negative...