Naked Faris: A floating tree appeared
Naked Faris: and then the aliens landed
Naked Faris: to demand workers' rights
Naked Faris: offering an Australian dinosaur they had hunted in antiquity
Naked Faris: Gissakiss
Naked Faris: Federation Square is cubist
Naked Faris: I was so embarrased
Naked Faris: Is it weird to take a photo of a painting?
Naked Faris: Hand of God
Naked Faris: Me in front of the world's oldest intact computer
Naked Faris: In Melbourne the trams have wings
Naked Faris: What if I was the ghost of a tourist?
Naked Faris: God Given Right To something
Naked Faris: Russian is so hot right now
Naked Faris: Me and Melbourne sitting in a really tall building
Naked Faris: They have teenagers here
Naked Faris: Don't fancy yours much
Naked Faris: Landscape
Naked Faris: Fat Cloud
Naked Faris: Lost Squadron
Naked Faris: People give you weird looks when you take pictures of kids
Naked Faris: What if Banksy worked for the council?
Naked Faris: No idea.
Naked Faris: Melbourne is more like India than you'd think