UBU ROI_ The Second Coming
UBU ROI_ The Second Coming
Merdre!
Merdre!
But Butt, Chicken-Butt, Cloaca
But Butt, Chicken-Butt, Cloaca
Join the dots
Join the dots
Not So Great Expectations
Not So Great Expectations
Finding Rack
Finding Rack
Boat Sides Now
Boat Sides Now
I wouldn't say it was Autobiographical, but...
I wouldn't say it was Autobiographical, but...
DADA Crimplene 2024
DADA Crimplene 2024
The Mature Prenatal Works of Marcel Duchamp
The Mature Prenatal Works of Marcel Duchamp
The Science Section
The Science Section
Meanwhile, Somewhere East of Eden
Meanwhile, Somewhere East of Eden
History: Can't live with it, can't live without it.
History: Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Pig Latin
Pig Latin
Fowl Play
Fowl Play
BABA
BABA
The Closet
The Closet
Old Hippy Craic
Old Hippy Craic
Go West, Old Throuple
Go West, Old Throuple
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice-Cream
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice-Cream
Make Art Great Again!
Make Art Great Again!
Countdown
Countdown
Watch (-ish) With Dolly
Watch (-ish) With Dolly
"There Will Be Hats"
"There Will Be Hats"
A Rrose is a Rrose is a Rrose
A Rrose is a Rrose is a Rrose
Hoof-Hearted
Hoof-Hearted
A Marcel Wave
A Marcel Wave
The Edge of Things
The Edge of Things
Bread and Circus
Bread and Circus
Where There's Muck
Where There's Muck
Once More Towards That Star
Once More Towards That Star
Sort out
Sort out
Plumbing Mishaps
Plumbing Mishaps
Go Ask Freud
Go Ask Freud
How To Describe a Century
How To Describe a Century
Duchamp in Madrid (1820)
Duchamp in Madrid (1820)
To Get to The Other Side
To Get to The Other Side
What Was Saved
What Was Saved
Infrathin Maps
Infrathin Maps
Smut Vanquished
Smut Vanquished
Poultry
Poultry
It's Not Rocket Science, Dearest
It's Not Rocket Science, Dearest
SEX
SEX
Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star
Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star
Details, Details, Details
Details, Details, Details
Drivers
Drivers
Holey Moley
Holey Moley
Unknown Unknowns
Unknown Unknowns
A Pocketful of Miracles
A Pocketful of Miracles
Well, Hello Dolly
Well, Hello Dolly
Mammaries Are Made of Dis
Mammaries Are Made of Dis
Supermarket Dash
Supermarket Dash
Is God Irish?
Is God Irish?
Readers' Questions
Readers' Questions
The House of Lanech
The House of Lanech
Kitchipoo
Kitchipoo
Back Issues
Back Issues
Mind The Gap
Mind The Gap
The Silverfish Bubble
The Silverfish Bubble
Eternity
Eternity
The Unstoppable Rise of the Turquoise Decency Strip
The Unstoppable Rise of the Turquoise Decency Strip
Quotes and Mist-Quotes From the Dawn of Thyme.
Quotes and Mist-Quotes From the Dawn of Thyme.
Brush Up Your Shakespeare
Brush Up Your Shakespeare
Like Some Giant 'Historical' Ladybird Book
Like Some Giant 'Historical' Ladybird Book
All Things (and Non-Things) Being Equal
All Things (and Non-Things) Being Equal
Saint Coleoptera
Saint Coleoptera
New Wordzes, and Abbreviations
New Wordzes, and Abbreviations
A Ruff Day at the Orifice
A Ruff Day at the Orifice
For Lavinia—with Love and Squalor
For Lavinia—with Love and Squalor
Where There's Muck
Where There's Muck
This Sentence is a Lie
This Sentence is a Lie
Digital Fetishism as Represented in the Later Works of Dostoyevsky
Digital Fetishism as Represented in the Later Works of Dostoyevsky
Correcting the Masters
Correcting the Masters
Don'tcha Just Lurve Nature?
Don'tcha Just Lurve Nature?
Disaster Kitsch
Disaster Kitsch
He Only Had Himself to Blame
He Only Had Himself to Blame
Drape and Spillage
Drape and Spillage
The World According to Bot Panini
The World According to Bot Panini
Celestial Callings
Celestial Callings
De-freckled and de-ginged.
De-freckled and de-ginged.
Please Don't Feed The Bots!!!!
Please Don't Feed The Bots!!!!
All That Was Left
All That Was Left
Mess(e)rs Joyce and Duchamp (The Lancing Cure)
Mess(e)rs Joyce and Duchamp (The Lancing Cure)
McSorley's Old Ale House
McSorley's Old Ale House
Laurens van der Post-it Notes
Laurens van der Post-it Notes
Charenton
Charenton
Instant Influencers
Instant Influencers
Piggy Pygmalion
Piggy Pygmalion
Audubon's Wild Goose With the Cuckoo Gene
Audubon's Wild Goose With the Cuckoo Gene
Those Glory Daze Days
Those Glory Daze Days
No One Expected The Spanish Inquisition
No One Expected The Spanish Inquisition
All the Fits that are News to Print
All the Fits that are News to Print
My Life in the Merkin of Ghosts
My Life in the Merkin of Ghosts
The 'Bus-Pass Fracas'
The 'Bus-Pass Fracas'
Goose On The Loose.
Goose On The Loose.
Nicked Menagerie
Nicked Menagerie
A Show of Hands
A Show of Hands
Ginger Beer
Ginger Beer
Passing Chips in the Knight (Daddy Issues)
Passing Chips in the Knight (Daddy Issues)
Famously Forgotten Gingers
Famously Forgotten Gingers
A Tudorabethan Bestiary
A Tudorabethan Bestiary
Lost in the Fyre
Lost in the Fyre
Famous Historical Couplings
Famous Historical Couplings
The Extended Enzyme Detergent Demise of Geriatric Chatterton
The Extended Enzyme Detergent Demise of Geriatric Chatterton
The Trials and Tribulations of the Ham Fisted
The Trials and Tribulations of the Ham Fisted
Dear Diary
Dear Diary
The Beginning
The Beginning
Collector's Corner
Collector's Corner
Rack
Rack
New York
New York
London
London
Childhood
Childhood
The Cuckoo
The Cuckoo
Sorcha, Lost at Sea
Sorcha, Lost at Sea
Private
Private
Atomic Cafe: The Nuclear Family
Atomic Cafe: The Nuclear Family
Divine Right Order, And All That Jazz
Divine Right Order, And All That Jazz
The Fungimentals
The Fungimentals
Lists
Lists
Family / Not Family
Family / Not Family
Lest I Forget
Lest I Forget
Qualities and Quantities
Qualities and Quantities
Adopt an Aphid Day
Adopt an Aphid Day
Chasing the Dragon
Chasing the Dragon
Basking Like an Allegory on the Banks of Denial
Basking Like an Allegory on the Banks of Denial
Universal Innocence
Universal Innocence
Husbandry
Husbandry
By Indirection Find Direction Out
By Indirection Find Direction Out
Instructional Socks
Instructional Socks
Books
Books
Do Not Adjust Your Set...
Do Not Adjust Your Set...
All The Mornings of The World
All The Mornings of The World
Redactio Ad Absurdum
Redactio Ad Absurdum
Enough Is Never Enough
Enough Is Never Enough
Screen Time
Screen Time
When You Are Not Looking
When You Are Not Looking
The Art of Good House-keeping
The Art of Good House-keeping
The Nature of the Beast
The Nature of the Beast
Pick a Tree, any Tree...
Pick a Tree, any Tree...
Pairs (Relatively Speaking).
Pairs (Relatively Speaking).
Exploring the Passive Tense
Exploring the Passive Tense
The Roar of the Greasepaint, the Smell of the Crowd.
The Roar of the Greasepaint, the Smell of the Crowd.
Ming The Merciless
Ming The Merciless
Family
Family
Traditional Family Values
Traditional Family Values
Paintography
Paintography
Rack and Ruin
Rack and Ruin
All and Everything
All and Everything
The Art of Forgetting
The Art of Forgetting
'Small Change'
'Small Change'
In Whom We Trust
In Whom We Trust
Maid in LLand
Maid in LLand
Focussing on Dafen
Focussing on Dafen
Use a Rembrandt as an Ironing Board
Use a Rembrandt as an Ironing Board
creating a timeline
creating a timeline
Amsterdam
Amsterdam
M4gastatelier
M4gastatelier
The Emergence of China
The Emergence of China
How Do I Make This The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened to me?
How Do I Make This The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened to me?
On Abuse, and the Possibility of Healing
On Abuse, and the Possibility of Healing
Australia:The Motion Picture
Australia:The Motion Picture
Van Eyck
Van Eyck
Sparkle Motion
Sparkle Motion
On War Watch
On War Watch
Meditation on a Jig-Saw
Meditation on a Jig-Saw
The Vale of (O)Estrogen
The Vale of (O)Estrogen
The Goo is Setting Fast
The Goo is Setting Fast
Home
Home
Amsterdam Redux
Amsterdam Redux
Disempowering Chickenman
Disempowering Chickenman
The Billy Brinker Story
The Billy Brinker Story
Rotterdam
Rotterdam
A Tree Grows in Charlois
A Tree Grows in Charlois
Thinking about Goya
Thinking about Goya
Thinking about Duchamp
Thinking about Duchamp
Thinking about Van Gogh
Thinking about Van Gogh
Thinking about Rembrandt
Thinking about Rembrandt
Sprung Fully Formed from Her Father's Head
Sprung Fully Formed from Her Father's Head
From Here to....
From Here to....
Asian Art
Asian Art
Gallery
Gallery