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munckee: Edible Arrangements
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munckee: "Think of us as Willy Wonka after he met Richard Simmons."
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munckee: "We thought about adding kiwis, but no one wanted the job of shaving them."
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munckee: "Don't make the mistake of calling it a salad. It's offensive to the fruit."
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munckee: "Do you really want to get him a membership to the "meat of the month" club?"
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munckee: "Flowers smell nice. Strawberries smell nice, taste great, and make her horny."
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munckee: "This is what funnel cake would taste like if it weren't made from stuff that kills you."
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munckee: "Perfect for a party of twenty. Or with fudge sauce for a party of two."
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munckee: "Have seconds on dessert without getting that 'your ass is too big' look from your husband."