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mrtoastey: Shaky vid streamed to phone: CHECK. Lookin' like a dorkwad: CHECK. Uploading to the world: time for a long nap.
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mrtoastey: this afternoon: daily treatment for ankle hyper-extension.
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mrtoastey: faceless, tasteless watch
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mrtoastey: Anybody who would consider buying this book … might very well need it.
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mrtoastey: Everybody loves hair rejuvenation!
mrtoastey: WINE DRINKERS! Relief is on the way!
mrtoastey: Me? I like my water *old*