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1. It rained this afternoon. From the balcony
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2. After one vapid photo too many
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3. Then slowly crept barefoot through the wet grass
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4. Here, you see Mama
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5. dealing with a pernicious...
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6. itch that spreads.
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7. The little one, he also itches.
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8. It is true, you know, what they say:
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9. The family that itches (& nuzzles) together
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10. stays together
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11. "Hey lady, you're really creeping me out here"
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12. "Yeah! Creeping us out!"
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13. This one really IS shy!
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14. But him...not so much
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15. "Pssst"
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16. "Hey! Yeah, you!"
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17. "Listen, I have a proposition for you"
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18. "All these windfall apples"
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18. (mmm sweet fragrant apples)
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19. "You talk a good game about canning for winter"
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20. "We know that ALL your food comes from the grocery store!"
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21. "You already have your winter fat"
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22. "You don't need the apples. We do."
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23. "Thanks."
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24. Then he graced me with...
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25. I was not invited along
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26. Meanwhile, the other faun...
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27. "Hey Junior, did you forget our peeping tom?"
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28. "Don't you walk away while I'm talking to you!"
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29. "It's been interesting"