MadameSnippet: 1. It rained this afternoon. From the balcony
MadameSnippet: 2. After one vapid photo too many
MadameSnippet: 3. Then slowly crept barefoot through the wet grass
MadameSnippet: 4. Here, you see Mama
MadameSnippet: 5. dealing with a pernicious...
MadameSnippet: 6. itch that spreads.
MadameSnippet: 7. The little one, he also itches.
MadameSnippet: 8. It is true, you know, what they say:
MadameSnippet: 9. The family that itches (& nuzzles) together
MadameSnippet: 10. stays together
MadameSnippet: 11. "Hey lady, you're really creeping me out here"
MadameSnippet: 12. "Yeah! Creeping us out!"
MadameSnippet: 13. This one really IS shy!
MadameSnippet: 14. But him...not so much
MadameSnippet: 15. "Pssst"
MadameSnippet: 16. "Hey! Yeah, you!"
MadameSnippet: 17. "Listen, I have a proposition for you"
MadameSnippet: 18. "All these windfall apples"
MadameSnippet: 18. (mmm sweet fragrant apples)
MadameSnippet: 19. "You talk a good game about canning for winter"
MadameSnippet: 20. "We know that ALL your food comes from the grocery store!"
MadameSnippet: 21. "You already have your winter fat"
MadameSnippet: 22. "You don't need the apples. We do."
MadameSnippet: 23. "Thanks."
MadameSnippet: 24. Then he graced me with...
MadameSnippet: 25. I was not invited along
MadameSnippet: 26. Meanwhile, the other faun...
MadameSnippet: 27. "Hey Junior, did you forget our peeping tom?"
MadameSnippet: 28. "Don't you walk away while I'm talking to you!"
MadameSnippet: 29. "It's been interesting"