monsieur Burns: "Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi."
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: "You're not gonna believe this. We had a tire swing over there."
monsieur Burns: "I hope you're not too uncomfortable down there."
monsieur Burns: "Chez nous, et je suppose aussi ailleurs, il y a deux méthodes de dissimulation : se taire ou parler beaucoup."
monsieur Burns: "Every day we meet people on the worst day of their lives."
monsieur Burns: " There are three things people love to stare at: A rippling stream, a sunset, and a Zamboni going around and around."
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monsieur Burns: Mercedes Unimog
monsieur Burns: "The very air had screams smeared on it. He flinched from the noise in this silent room.”
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: "I Hide In Plain Sight, Same As You."
monsieur Burns: "You Are A Wealthy Man Now. One Must Learn To Be Rich. To Be Poor, Anyone Can Manage."
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: " Always give people space when they get off an elevator."
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: “I would not have had that happen to you. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.”
monsieur Burns: “When you feel strain, keep your mouth shut if you can.”
monsieur Burns: "Over this odd world, this half the world that's dark now, I have to hunt a thing that lives on tears.”
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: "Leur seul désir n'était pas de se résigner, mais de pouvoir arrêter d'espérer. Parce que l'espoir tue plus lentement."
monsieur Burns: "God's creatures who cried themselves to sleep stirred to cry again.”
monsieur Burns: "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!"
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monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: "Absolutely. My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.”
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect
monsieur Burns: "l want to help you, Will. You'd be more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself! We don't invent our natures, they're issued to us with our lungs and pancreas and everything else. Why fight it?”
monsieur Burns: “If one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is.”
monsieur Burns: Usual suspect