monsieur Burns:
"This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. A real killer"
monsieur Burns:
“Listen, it’s too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that’s enough.”
monsieur Burns:
“Hey Sherm, you know were a guy can get a drink around here?”
monsieur Burns:
“We all know it’s brutal up there at the front, especially those of us at the rear”
monsieur Burns:
Ni Loups ni Renards n'épiaient La douce et l'innocente proie.
monsieur Burns:
I will survive...
monsieur Burns:
Stayin ‘alive
monsieur Burns:
“Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can’t change rule number one.”
monsieur Burns:
" Your conduct in there was not only unbecoming an officer, it was equally reprehensible as a medical man!"
monsieur Burns:
“War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”
monsieur Burns:
"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce"
monsieur Burns:
“Trapper: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you? Hawkeye: Every chance that I can!”
monsieur Burns:
"Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter"
monsieur Burns:
"Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled."
monsieur Burns:
"The name's Pierce. My friends call me Hawkeye. You can call me...anytime !"
monsieur Burns:
“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”
monsieur Burns:
" I assume you've all read my notice concerning the recent crime wave."
monsieur Burns:
“Frank, do you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn.”
monsieur Burns:
"I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. "
monsieur Burns:
"Would I do anything to disgrace this uniform?"
monsieur Burns:
“If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”
monsieur Burns:
"Are you sure your in the right branch of the service Sir?"
monsieur Burns:
"Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is."
monsieur Burns:
" Nurse, is everyone in this outfit crazy?"
monsieur Burns:
" Not since the last time I found you hiding in my sleeping bag."
monsieur Burns:
"This is the army! No one can do the best they can!"
monsieur Burns:
"Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up."
monsieur Burns:
"Just use the standard S stroke 1798 and write in "Pizza" where it says "Machine Gun"."
monsieur Burns:
“I’ve got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.”
monsieur Burns:
"It's a disguise. I'm hiding from sanity."
