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T+2 minutes
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Exhaustion, relief
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Hope
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...
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There's a switch that turns on inside you
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It all seems so corny until it happens
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Three monkeys
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Not a day old and he already can't get the monkey off his back
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Right after the flash, he passed out face down
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#10 for the demon grandparents
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Colin gets his Grandma on
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Proud pop
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Napping in Grandpa Claude's arms
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First quiet, wakeful moment, 3:30am
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I'm not scared, I just don't know what you are
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If I had lapels, I'd be hooking my thumbs in them
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Feet!
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Hand!
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I think that noise came from his butt
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Proud Grandpa Claude
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3D, comin' at ya!
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By the way, he's lo-jacked at the ankle, so don't even think of swiping him.
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Did you see in the Hulk movie where they had him in that observation tank?
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Blue light special
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Tanning salon
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Space capsule
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Feeling blue
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In the future, men will have artificial pouches
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Women will have pouches too.
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Don't laugh, it's what you're supposed to do