Momomoto: Baby's first Tulip Festival
Momomoto: Being 37 weeks pregnant means shamelessly wearing an apron as a bib
Momomoto: Like a withered old man
Momomoto: "One...MILLION dollars!"
Momomoto: Me holding a well-wrapped baby
Momomoto: The first weigh-in
Momomoto: Introducing Samuel Francis de Jong
Momomoto: Sticky-out hair
Momomoto: "I hate bath time!"
Momomoto: "Well, maybe I'm OK with bath time."
Momomoto: A day at the spa
Momomoto: A well-coiffed baby
Momomoto: "Nope! Definitely hate bath time!"
Momomoto: Post-bath cuddles
Momomoto: Not gonna lie: I think he's pretty cute
Momomoto: All strapped into the car seat
Momomoto: Colourful baby burrito
Momomoto: The weigh-in
Momomoto: #1 Burping Cham-peen
Momomoto: Baby-Daddy time
Momomoto: Quasi-naked baby on a scale
Momomoto: Diaper shopping: not without its dick jokes
Momomoto: Jazz hands
Momomoto: Family portrait at Dow's Lake
Momomoto: Sleepy bench baby
Momomoto: At the dinner table
Momomoto: Invisible violin
Momomoto: Well, that's morbid.
Momomoto: Why does he arch his back like that?
Momomoto: In the playpen