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my carbon footprint is smaller because i use my pinky finger
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it's like not wearing pants for your upper body
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i hate the sound of helicopters for breakfast
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i am going to wrap myself in kelp so i don't float away during my nap
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i hate when you try to drown people before noon.
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i'm creative and i know math. that's called being smart.
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but everyone likes the clash
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"butter" is french for "better"