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mlis: this one's beer may have been unsatisfactory. i am in a moderate amount of danger.
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mlis: it is a little-known fact that in a pinch, zombies will accept beer as a substitute for brains
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mlis: zombies are also cheap; if they have bought a beer, they will finish it before coming to eat your brains. i am safe for the moment.
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mlis: the man at the bar is safe. for the moment.
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mlis: aie. run.
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mlis: i will take your zombie headshot for your movie portfolio!
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mlis: zombies can do more than shamble and drink beer - they will attempt to charm you closer before eating your brains. do not fall for this trick!
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mlis: even the most meticulously turned-out zombie occasionally needs a touch-up.
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mlis: pearls are timeless fashion accessories.
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mlis: if you are close enough to liken this to a rorschach test, you are ALREADY DEAD.
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mlis: having just shambled down a hapless victim, zombies take a moment out for important oral hygeine.
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mlis: it's a bird! it's a ...ah, fuckit.
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mlis: zombies, however pleasant otherwise, do make messy and inconsiderate dinner guests
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mlis: danger! fortunately, i was able to distract him by throwing a handful of Kraft-Bacon-N-Brain Bits at him, enabling me to escape.
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mlis: sated. drippy.
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mlis: bars these days will let ANYONE in.
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mlis: seconds later, she was...well, you can guess. his smug smile of anticipation tells the story.
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mlis: like hummingbirds, zombies are easily confused by large picture windows. your neighborhood hardware store will sell hatchet-shaped cling film decals that you can apply to prevent these sorts of accidents from occurring.