Chebutykin: The amazing view from my amazing downtown Chicago hotel room.
Chebutykin: Jesus! A lamp!
Chebutykin: Every wedding needs a monkey.
Chebutykin: I am on the freshest-smelling school bus in Chicago.
Chebutykin: What is this? I do not understand.
Chebutykin: Fes has an umbrella hat.
Chebutykin: Death is fabulous in Chinatown