Mister-E: Another pipe in the wrong place
Mister-E: The new radiator is a different width
Mister-E: Hmmmm
Mister-E: And on the other side of the wall
Mister-E: More care and attention lavished on our home
Mister-E: Would that be tile adhesive on our wooden floor?
Mister-E: How do you grout when there's no gap?
Mister-E: And those tiles are stuck to?
Mister-E: Yeah....
Mister-E: Uh-huh....
Mister-E: Nice sticky-out bit
Mister-E: Interesting
Mister-E: If you didn't laugh, you'd cry
Mister-E: It's nice when tiles go in a straight line
Mister-E: Who needs spacers?
Mister-E: Would that be permanent red marker on an unsealed porous stone tile?
Mister-E: The mezzanine floor
Mister-E: Thank you, Marksman Construction UK Ltd
Mister-E: Two screws loose?
Mister-E: Why fill a hole in the wall when you can just tile over it?
Mister-E: Nice finish...
Mister-E: The number to call