mike.norkum@gmail.com: My eye hurts
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Bad Hair Day
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Don't want to fly home yet
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Dude, wheres my car
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Do I need a haircut
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Looking good
mike.norkum@gmail.com: I hate Mondays
mike.norkum@gmail.com: Love that joke