Mich Lancaster: At Pevensey Castle
Mich Lancaster: Ladybird fascination
Mich Lancaster: It obviously all went off in the Hotel Reception. This sign was put up. No abuse will be tolerated! oof.
Mich Lancaster: Thanks, Thomas Cook, for putting the Package Holiday people first. What about us, the 'Flight Only' people? Eh? When do we get to go home? BAH.
Mich Lancaster: Hotel Beatriz entrance
Mich Lancaster: Extortionate prices in the mini-bar at Hotel Beatriz
Mich Lancaster: Volcanic landscape of Lanzarote
Mich Lancaster: Hotel Beatriz Mini-bar rules
Mich Lancaster: Have a nice flight. Eventually.
Mich Lancaster: Arrecife, Lanzarote, from the air
Mich Lancaster: Costa Teguise, Lanzarote, from the air
Mich Lancaster: Costa Teguise from the air. Hotel Beatriz (arrow)
Mich Lancaster: The feast given to us by Thomas Cook on our emergency flight home on a rattly old plane. The Toblerone Tiny's were on special offer in the duty free shop. What a coincidence.
Mich Lancaster: Hot hot hot
Mich Lancaster: Portrait
Mich Lancaster: Hotel Beatriz, Costa Teguise
Mich Lancaster: Thanks for your visit, I'm going to glass you.
Mich Lancaster: Queuing to put our names down for an emergency flight out of Lanzarote. Total chaos
Mich Lancaster: Hotel Beatriz pool panorama
Mich Lancaster: Drop the penny game
Mich Lancaster: I like cocktails, me.
Mich Lancaster: Hotel Beatriz, Costa Teguise
Mich Lancaster: Location of Hotel Beatriz, Costa Teguise. Yes, that's right. Middle of nowhere.
Mich Lancaster: The never-ending corridor, Hotel Beatriz. It was about 150 metres long. Every time we walked down it we felt like we should be in Scooby Doo, with monsters chasing us.
Mich Lancaster: Panorama of Costa Teguise
Mich Lancaster: View from balcony, Hotel Beatriz, Costa Teguise