Michael Schalla: The Look
Michael Schalla: I left my combat boots on because I am shy.
Michael Schalla: I kinda like it in here, it's private!
Michael Schalla: Careful? Tried that once. Ever so dull.
Michael Schalla: 20160320
Michael Schalla: This is NOT what it looks like.
Michael Schalla: When all else fails.
Michael Schalla: You're scared of bunnies?
Michael Schalla: Look, what big ears I have!
Michael Schalla: I love you like a dark thing.
Michael Schalla: You're only just in time.
Michael Schalla: Let's tilt that windmill, shall we?
Michael Schalla: Keep calm and don't blink!
Michael Schalla: It doesn't matter whether you make a deal with the devil or not, because you're screwed either way.
Michael Schalla: Between two evils...
Michael Schalla: Never Explain Anything.
Michael Schalla: Do you remember physically having friends?
Michael Schalla: People are the Problem...
Michael Schalla: I think I just proved myself wrong...
Michael Schalla: Your couch likes your microwave's status update.
Michael Schalla: Do you believe...
Michael Schalla: This is more fun than should be allowed.
Michael Schalla: When will the fun ever stop?
Michael Schalla: Up above the world you fly...
Michael Schalla: It's always tea-time.
Michael Schalla: ...never going back there again!
Michael Schalla: How many of me can you stand?
Michael Schalla: Wow, this is like performance art!
Michael Schalla: My dastardly scheme, it's coming together!
Michael Schalla: When will the fun ever stop?