Michael Schalla:
I only dance if the music is good.
Michael Schalla:
I run with scissors.
Michael Schalla:
I was bored, and googled Cthulhu...
Michael Schalla:
I hate waking up in the morning.
Michael Schalla:
I raised an alluring eyebrow. Alluringly.
Michael Schalla:
Let's make it flashy!
Michael Schalla:
Just me, my music, and...
Michael Schalla:
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Michael Schalla:
Whilst not wrong, it isn't right either.
Michael Schalla:
The medium is the message.
Michael Schalla:
Crazy like a fox, cute as a mouse.
Michael Schalla:
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Michael Schalla:
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Michael Schalla:
It sucks. It is the suck, that I love.
Michael Schalla:
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Michael Schalla:
With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Michael Schalla:
Okay, let me back the truck up.
Michael Schalla:
Don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will.
Michael Schalla:
I'm making this up as I go along.
Michael Schalla:
Zombie Apocalypse - I'm ready. Are you?
Michael Schalla:
Be smarter, eat brains!
Michael Schalla:
Can I have money for a slinky dress?
Michael Schalla:
Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.
Michael Schalla:
Creepy but cute.
Michael Schalla:
Remember, don't try this at home.
Michael Schalla:
This is starting to feel like a BAD idea.
Michael Schalla:
I just realized I beamed down with a red shirt.
Michael Schalla:
Hair we go.
Michael Schalla:
Having plans sounds like a good idea until...
Michael Schalla:
Having plans sounds like a good idea until...
