Michael Schalla:
Gravity is keeping me down.
Michael Schalla:
anxiety
Michael Schalla:
ease
Michael Schalla:
Mistakes will not be made.
Michael Schalla:
I'm the real deal.
Michael Schalla:
I will make them cry just to amuse myself.
Michael Schalla:
Be Happy for a Few Seconds.
Michael Schalla:
No. No. Nope. ALL THE NOPES.
Michael Schalla:
Reality is the leading cause of stress.
Michael Schalla:
When it comes to love, there's no cure.
Michael Schalla:
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Michael Schalla:
Someone you trust is one of us.
Michael Schalla:
When I'm good, I'm very good... but when I'm bad, I'm better...
Michael Schalla:
My sisters told me stories of humans.
Michael Schalla:
I've never heard of a demon with freckles before.
Michael Schalla:
All the magic I have known I've had to make myself.
Michael Schalla:
Can we be friends? Probably not, but we can pretend.
Michael Schalla:
Men look at women.
Michael Schalla:
I raised an alluring eyebrow. Alluringly.
Michael Schalla:
Let's tilt that windmill, shall we?
Michael Schalla:
If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.
Michael Schalla:
Will Fix Airplanes for Beer.
Michael Schalla:
Put Yourself Back Together Again.
Michael Schalla:
After all, every story has a story.
Michael Schalla:
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Michael Schalla:
I left my combat boots on because I am shy.
Michael Schalla:
I kinda like it in here, it's private!
Michael Schalla:
Ooh, how very wilderness of you.
Michael Schalla:
You have to kiss a lot of frogs...
Michael Schalla:
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
