MichaelPop: On three: smile, assholes!
MichaelPop: This kid wanted to pee on me.
MichaelPop: Pervy Michael
MichaelPop: There I go again, cackling on the ground like an idiot.
MichaelPop: YEAAAAH, PARTY!!!
MichaelPop: I have no idea whose glasses these are.
MichaelPop: D.M.M.B.
MichaelPop: Classy
MichaelPop: We three kings.
MichaelPop: Hawt crew comin' atcha.
MichaelPop: Worst prom picture ever.
MichaelPop: Dawn's face says what we're all thinking.
MichaelPop: SPRING BREAK, BRO!
MichaelPop: On a scale of one to ten, this guy right here
MichaelPop: Well fuck you, too!