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DJ Lea Luna - Pretending To Be Holy & In Control of Some Unknown Something or Other Involving Sound Equipment or Mutated Furniture Scabbed Together With Parts From Gurneys, Abandoned Motorcycles, Polyester Resin and Other Crap.
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Elaine - Enjoying a Few Drinks and a Traditional Mustard Easter Cigar with Bathing Easterish Ponies, Hello Kitty Heads and a Ton of Headache Inducing Marshmellow Fuckwads
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Haley - Wearing Tall Shiny Goth Boots While No Look Pointing a BB Gun at Syrup's Butthole With Patron Silver and Pennzoil Gold in Her Bedroom at Backwards 5:24 AM
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merkley??? - On The Throne and The Phone with a Fake Jew (Sue) Who Gives Merk News of His Two Millionth View and Merk Gives The Loo His Twenty Thousandth Poo and Whoopdee Doo It's All Too True
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Rachael - Stripes
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Schteffie - Posing Froggishly In Her Brand New Green Stripey Summer Getup With A Rubber Toad, Two Unplugged Plastic Goose Lamps and Two Nearly Over Ripe Bananas
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Domonique - Sits M Style on a Speakerless Stereo in Ripped Tights Behind an O Shaped Chocolate Cake In Front of Rusty Scissors Hanging on a Chain Link Fence & a Fox Coming in for a Look