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PStarr - Buzzed on Vodka In a Discoish Helmet Pretend Drunk Driving a Clawfoot Tub With a Frying Pan Steering Wheel While 2 Eggs Collect Germs and Extra Toast Flies Out of an Unplugged Toaster Into The Breakfasty Steam
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Jessica - Birthday Dinner With a Slightly More Melancholic Girl Who Looks Exactly Like Her
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The Martin Brothers - Tub Time With Eggs
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Sugar & Gold - Cream
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Etienne - Sitting on The Floor in a Pretty Decent Joint With The Name of His New Album on His Shirt Giving a Half-Eaten Corn Dog a Somewhat Predictable Glance
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Elaine - Utilizing a Scrubber While Doing Her Best To Get Through Some Moderately Tough Times Involving An Exhausting Amount of Delicious French's "Classic" Yellow Mustard
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Elaine - Enjoying a Few Drinks and a Traditional Mustard Easter Cigar with Bathing Easterish Ponies, Hello Kitty Heads and a Ton of Headache Inducing Marshmellow Fuckwads
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merkley??? - On The Throne and The Phone with a Fake Jew (Sue) Who Gives Merk News of His Two Millionth View and Merk Gives The Loo His Twenty Thousandth Poo and Whoopdee Doo It's All Too True
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DJ Lea Luna - Pretending To Be Holy & In Control of Some Unknown Something or Other Involving Sound Equipment or Mutated Furniture Scabbed Together With Parts From Gurneys, Abandoned Motorcycles, Polyester Resin and Other Crap.
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Claude VonStroke - Listening to a Bird
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Claude VonStroke - In Bed With A Dirty Bird
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Alicia - Tub Princess
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Delachaux - Listening To A Pineapple While His Cloned Chiquita Banana Wives Hold His Hat Inches Over His Head
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Delachaux - Mixing Fruit as The Cloned Chiquita Banana Wives Shake Maracas and Look Away
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DEVO - Mopping Up
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Luna - Dinner
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Luna - CheckMate
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Caitlin - Cats, Snake & Stuff
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Cogs - 2003
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Mary & Lilli - Housework
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Bing Ji Ling - June 2004
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Bing Ji Ling & Allanah - June 2005
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Bing Ji Ling - Doodle Loot Doot Doodle a Doo Album Cover Back
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Bing Ji Ling & Sunny
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Haley - Wearing Tall Shiny Goth Boots While No Look Pointing a BB Gun at Syrup's Butthole With Patron Silver and Pennzoil Gold in Her Bedroom at Backwards 5:24 AM
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Vikram Chatwal - 1/2 Billionaire Former Playboy Sikh Hotelier Takes 0 Calls While Enjoying a Burrito & Ice Cold LA Tap Water in Loaner Mickey Mouse Boxers & Patriotic Turban on a Filthy Dollar Concealing Mattress in Room 111 of The Hollywood Premier Motel
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Heather B - Cross Legged On The Dirty Hallway Carpet Half Pretend Listening to a Sell Out Hook Billed Hump Back Fish as a Caterpillar Inspects What Might Be The Ass End of an Attractive Cheese Puff Just Across The Border On The Linoleum In Kitchenville
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Dexter & Lauren as Flawk - Feet Up Foul & Rodent Dinner at Popeye's With Stabbed Turkey, Rat Thieving Owl and Two Fangy Wolves AKA Flyer Photo For "When Animals Attack" Fashion Show May 31st 2008 @ 330 Ritch SF CA Hosted By Yours Truly
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Delachaux & Manders - Absinthe Antlers
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Fake Caught Mid Business in a Nightclub Toilet Stall With Yellow Shoes Pointing Out a Black Brassiere & Big Boned Ham w/ Disconnected Headphones on a Purple Floor as a Corn Cob Flat Endedly Points Back
