Meg Pickard: We won't bore you
Meg Pickard: "Ours, that is"
Meg Pickard: Are they suggesting they have dead children in the garden?
Meg Pickard: In a word, no
Meg Pickard: It was all going so well until the brackets
Meg Pickard: Consider yourself told
Meg Pickard: Not even a sneaky puff
Meg Pickard: Note emphasis on second to last line
Meg Pickard: Bit of an odd thing to have in a B&B, I thought
Meg Pickard: Both worthy and bossy
Meg Pickard: It is now ILLEGAL.