Meg Pickard: Put me right off my lunch, that did
Meg Pickard: Apostrolypse now
Meg Pickard: Please will you help (us to punctuate properly)?
Meg Pickard: ARGH! Stop it!
Meg Pickard: Slapdash malapostrophication
Meg Pickard: Xposed
Meg Pickard: That dastardly apostrophe again