Matthew Bietz: Melanie is pretty
Matthew Bietz: Work it!
Matthew Bietz: Oh yeah. Love the camera.
Matthew Bietz: Who? Me?
Matthew Bietz: I am so cool I'd freeze if I stopped moving.
Matthew Bietz: You're singin' soprano, sucka!
Matthew Bietz: I'm too important for nihilism.
Matthew Bietz: Juggling the invisible knives is hardest.
Matthew Bietz: Go ahead. Make my day.
Matthew Bietz: Sister Sistore
Matthew Bietz: Mel and Mom
Matthew Bietz: Teh Wreath
Matthew Bietz: Christmas Cheer Incarnate
Matthew Bietz: Howdy Sailor!
Matthew Bietz: Brian Green can kiss my sweet ass!
Matthew Bietz: Fab-me-lous!
Matthew Bietz: Y (M C A)
Matthew Bietz: Oooo... the world is tilting!!
Matthew Bietz: Hello Mr. Santa Claus
Matthew Bietz: No! No! Godzilla, no!
Matthew Bietz: And then the duck says...
Matthew Bietz: Move on down, Move on down, Move on down the road...
Matthew Bietz: So mysterious and squatty
Matthew Bietz: Teh Christmas Thinker
Matthew Bietz: The Parent's Stockings
Matthew Bietz: Melanie and My Stockings
Matthew Bietz: Mom discovering her stocking
Matthew Bietz: Dad playing Harmonica
Matthew Bietz: Dad with his headband
Matthew Bietz: Mom in her Christmas Apron