MatHampson: Shitsticks. I'm 30.
MatHampson: The lovely birthday girl
MatHampson: Aww, sweet
MatHampson: Asprin, mate?
MatHampson: A photo? Of moi? Why, how wonderful!
MatHampson: Good cop, bad cop
MatHampson: Mötley CSD Crüe
MatHampson: Beeyootiful laydeez
MatHampson: 8 nostrils
MatHampson: Lawrence lensman
MatHampson: Hooray! I'm 30.
MatHampson: Tasty