martini.martini: WHY NOT ...
martini.martini: ... love your hoover?
martini.martini: ... drink more milk?
martini.martini: ... be a farmer?
martini.martini: ... be a real man?
martini.martini: ... "give way"?
martini.martini: ... go to ikea?
martini.martini: ... get undressed?
martini.martini: ... tell her the truth?
martini.martini: ... start your weekend on wednesday?
martini.martini: ... feel normal?