Malingering: There weren't enough freaks in Sweden. I got bored.
Malingering: The tram coming around the corner reminds of me of Mr. Rogers
Malingering: "We see asswriting!"
Malingering: swedish asscrack
Malingering: my hotel is near the amusement park
Malingering: Out the tram window...
Malingering: no wonder I can't stop sneezing
Malingering: This is where I fell asleep for 2 hours and now I have a horrible, ugly sunburn