Malingering: probably not employee of the month
Malingering: how to kill your kids:
Malingering: one car accident in chavez ravine
Malingering: "compact" my ass
Malingering: Yukon: so not compact
Malingering: didn't even try
Malingering: Mercedes: also trying to be compact
Malingering: do you see how this bitch is trying to kill me?
Malingering: envoy = not compact
Malingering: do you ever have one of those days, and you've been driving around for like 10 minutes trying to find a parking space and then you think you've spotted one and you rush over only to find this??
Malingering: Do you see this white car on the shoulder? It's the one that squished the MINI. Jackass.
Malingering: sucks to be that guy
Malingering: How did it get up on the sidewalk in the first place?
Malingering: "I swear, that streetlight just jumped out in front of my car!"
Malingering: stupid bitch of the day:
Malingering: great
Malingering: Road Rage Study Released Today
Malingering: car accident
Malingering: just another Friday afternoon fender bender
Malingering: intimidator... or intimate dater?
Malingering: Maybe this is the guy who backed up into me
Malingering: good job parking, jackass.
Malingering: SUV crossed the line
Malingering: "baby on board"
Malingering: I like how the space to the left is completely empty
Malingering: I didn't feel so secure driving behind this guy
Malingering: next door neighbor bitch strikes again
Malingering: this is what my neighbor does when it might rain