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Phonecam: Misspelled Sign on Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway, Portland
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Phonecam: I closed the door on reality..
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Never be so open minded...
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Horrible Example
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Advice about sleeping pills and laxatives
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Advance planning will never replace dumb luck
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One day at a time but several can attack at once
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Fine line
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The Phrase "Working Mother" is redundant
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Indecision is the key to flexibility
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Raising teenagers Sign in the pouring rain
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It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one
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One good turn gets most of the blankets
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Everything in Moderation Including Excess
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There is no substitute for lack of preparatio...n
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I've seen the truth & it makes no sense, winter tire and service
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By the time you make ends meet they move the ends. Winter tire and service.
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The voices are not real but they do have some good ideas
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Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
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Youth and Skill are no match for old age and treachry (sic)
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Never Say Anything
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Unlogical
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Christmas in April
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Extreme Pessimism
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A word to the wise...
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Stolen Letters! Bettr Return 'Em
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Eagles may soar...
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I could not repair your brakes so we made the horn louder
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If everything is well...
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Procrastinate now don't put it off
