Pretty Poo Eater: This is my freaking block, you guys.
Pretty Poo Eater: The gorgeous buildings across the street from us.
Pretty Poo Eater: See how small I am in the bedroom doorway?
Pretty Poo Eater: See how small I am compared to our bedroom?
Pretty Poo Eater: Mike standing in our ginormous living room.
Pretty Poo Eater: This is a house on our block. We live in a neighborhood with houses.
Pretty Poo Eater: From Tenement Building to Luxury Building.
Pretty Poo Eater: Note the cool brick work.
Pretty Poo Eater: I just want you to notice what it is that Michael is cleaning.
Pretty Poo Eater: View of the entryway from the living room.
Pretty Poo Eater: Mike, in our ENTRYWAY
Pretty Poo Eater: Just to give you an idea of how big the entryway is, this is another view from the entryway.
Pretty Poo Eater: We actually have a bathroom AND a kitchen.
Pretty Poo Eater: Le Kitchen
Pretty Poo Eater: The wall in our entryway.
Pretty Poo Eater: Sickly grey, ugly door sills.
Pretty Poo Eater: And now he has a chest infection.
Pretty Poo Eater: Gorgeous door sills!
Pretty Poo Eater: It's small, but it's not a bitchen.
Pretty Poo Eater: This is what it looks like when two people try to work in our kitchen.
Pretty Poo Eater: First bedroom sneak-peak