lil 1/2 pint:
runners are wild. joggers are runners who have been domesticated.
lil 1/2 pint:
real runners don't want to escape the fact that they are running.
lil 1/2 pint:
running didn't emerge as a hobby. it emerged as a way to catch something edible.
lil 1/2 pint:
if you're not sure whether you are running or jogging go faster
lil 1/2 pint:
runner sometimes job, but joggers never run
lil 1/2 pint:
running feels horrible to joggers
lil 1/2 pint:
ever notice how it's always runners that find dead bodies
lil 1/2 pint:
running is anything but civilized
lil 1/2 pint:
we are not joggers