lightlybattered: Ooh, mushrooms.
lightlybattered: Roast asparagus, hell yes.
lightlybattered: Carrots, beans and...
lightlybattered: Really, Bishop? Cabbages?
lightlybattered: "Hey you don't like it, you don't eat."
lightlybattered: Bishop sure is testy when he's prepping for Christmas dinner. :(
lightlybattered: *slices*
lightlybattered: Bishop slicing mushrooms.
lightlybattered: -and I see you're done with the 'shrooms.
lightlybattered: Carrots? I thought you didn't like them.
lightlybattered: "...Ichiro likes them roasted."
lightlybattered: Making carrots for your boyfriend? Awww.
lightlybattered: "-oh, great. Onions are the worst."
lightlybattered: What's wrong, Bishop?
lightlybattered: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you cried. XD
lightlybattered: "I'M NOT CRYING!"
lightlybattered: .../grumpily opens turkey packaging
lightlybattered: Hey, hey, so are you gonna prepare it the way I like it too?
lightlybattered: "You know what? Get the hell out of my kitchen."
lightlybattered: ...oh no, who's going to make Christmas dinner now?
lightlybattered: Bishop's Kitchen