Librarianguish: I SCARY ZOMBIE! rawr
Librarianguish: Me gets chapped lips in winter... but I has trouble opening jar
Librarianguish: I like send updates to brainzzzz.com! Is like Twitter for zombies.
Librarianguish: I not understand! I only know how slow dance...
Librarianguish: Me like sleeping kitty! Me not eat sleeping kitty's brainzzzz...
Librarianguish: "I want go to tea party... I not eat little girl's brainzzzz"
Librarianguish: What mean no grow brainz here?
Librarianguish: I same color as plant!
Librarianguish: I in a tree!
Librarianguish: Peek-a-boo! I scare you?
Librarianguish: I nature lover zombie
Librarianguish: He asked if I could make him look a little more frightening...
Librarianguish: This where we plant brainz?
Librarianguish: What you mean rat eat my hand? I not feel anything! Rat my friend!
Librarianguish: Zombie is ready to hit the road!
Librarianguish: I not know what wrong with tentacles... feel sticky!