Going once, going twice...: This isn't a skanky hotel or anything
Going once, going twice...: My ring says I'm in a lovable mood
Going once, going twice...: Really, we didn't bring that much stuff
Going once, going twice...: Goodbye Tennessee
Going once, going twice...: Because we're magic like that
Going once, going twice...: Staci, our awesome CB waitress
Going once, going twice...: Revenge of the lollipop