portable cynicism machine: 343 - Oh my god, I got a dog
portable cynicism machine: Contemplating the Kong
portable cynicism machine: 344 - Don't leave!
portable cynicism machine: Little dude, little dude
portable cynicism machine: 363 - Okay, now how about one where you're hanging from a cliff with a knife in your teeth and a precious emerald tucked under your chin?
portable cynicism machine: Just a little windy
portable cynicism machine: My dog, he is camouflaged
portable cynicism machine: Such a smart dog
portable cynicism machine: I don't know why I like this one
portable cynicism machine: Juno on a sunny day
portable cynicism machine: Light from the living room windows
portable cynicism machine: His 'crazy eye'
portable cynicism machine: I'm a good dog!
portable cynicism machine: Yeah yeah, go away now
portable cynicism machine: Juno in the grass
portable cynicism machine: I'm the king of the caaastle!
portable cynicism machine: Can I have some?
portable cynicism machine: Why are you not giving me the treat?